Look. These are inappropriate. That's true. But they also stand as testaments to the fact that I can get nearly a half a million people to go out of their way and like something that I wrote.
I've been featured on the front page of Reddit multiple times, and one of my tweets started a meme/tweet format that was featured on buzzfeed and mashable.
They show my creativity. They show my ability to take a brand, mine, and grow it from scratch into something that people seek out and pay attention to. Check 'em out. If you dare.